CAPTION IT!

I came across a photo that I thought you might be able to use to start a new Caption it
Darryl Daniels

Over to you readers - and make an appointment with your solicitor Archie!!!!!




I knew it was a bad idea to dive STORM on the last bend! - Mark Newey

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Dave Solomon recently did a charity uni-cycle ride for Children in Need.

We simply couldn't resist this wonderful Caption It opportunity!!!  

Over to you readers!!!

"Of course it's fun.  Can't you see I'm having a ball" - Colin Le Cornu

"You could have had the decency to warm your hand first" - Colin Le Cornu

"That's not quite what I meant when I said check all the nuts are tight before I get on" - Colin Le Cornu

"Stop it, I like it!" - Colin Le Cornu

No, no officer! I said can you find my spectacles - you bearded tit!!! - Pete Dalley (BT2)

Dave: "I'll scratch that itch for you mate!" - Lee Smith

"Whoever told you it was testicle cancer was talking bollocks" - Pete Dalley
 
"Ooo  say!  I didn't realise you were that pleased to see me.  Must be the lycra  It's bloody cold though" - Andy Whitehouse

Woman; "If you don't cock your leg over now, Dave will squeeze your knackers!"
Pudsy;"Where am I going too hang my collection tin, it's hasn't got any handlebars, how am i going to get my feet on those pedals? 
Dave; "If you don't get on this unicycle you'll have a matching patch to go with the other eye!" - Dave Mould

"Nah , it's no good mate!.. It'll have to be surgically removed!" - D.R.Daniels

"Sorry Pudsy, these Archie Wilkinson bikes aren't half what they used to be" - Dave Hunting

"At least Vinnie Jones was more discrete" - Pete Dalley

"It is there Dave, honest....." - Andy Whitehouse

"You've got red hair.......you generate alot of publicity.........that's a Polish unicycle.....are you sure you've never done cycle speedway ?" - Patrick Beacock

D.S.  "Pudsy, do you dress to the right or the left?"  P.B. "In this suit I'm not sure?" Dave Mould

"Today's the day the teddybear had his pricknicked" - Pete Dalley

"Ok Dave we give in what have you done with the rest of the bike" - Andy Collett

"Oh come on, it can't be that hard!" - Barry Watson

"And now cough!" - Barry Watson

"Good job this isn't on television Mr Solomon.  You're supposed to be shaking the bear's hand, not checking it's gender!!" - Dave Hunting

"It is there Dave, honest....." - Andy Whitehouse

"Sorry Pudsy, these Archie Wilkinson bikes aren't half what they used to be" - Dave Hunting.